Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
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JenDanielle917 13
And they say our generation is ****** up.
x_KL_x 7
Need to get your kicks somehow even when you're 1000 years old.
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Comments (106)
xbella 8
she was being nice smiling at you moron!
Sniper3000 0
Don't call him a moron and you can't know if she was being nice smiling if you weren't there
minder97 10
she is out to get you, watch 'yo back
damara3 0
LOL.
the__usual 0
You just made some old lady's day!
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Since when is it against the law for granny to have a little fun?? Take granny on Hoodwinked, for example
Sirin_fml 47
Oh dear.
wannbaussiegurl 4
you spelt apologized wrong...
every1luvsboners 11
Here we go with the stupid shit.
Sirin_fml 47
Not if you live in virtually any English-speaking country outside of the USA, YOU FOOL. It's funny how you used the mainly British "spelt" while bitching about British spelling. Christ, you're an idiot.
Amzddd 6
Ah, no she did not. When are you lame american grammar nazis going to learn that the british spelling (and so typically the original spelling) of many words has an s for the z sound? You just make yourself seem stupid.
perdix 31
"Apologised" goes with "spelt." "Apologized" goes with "spelled." Choose your dialect and stick with it.
sephoraprincess 7
sweetie you just made America look stupid...
nitram06 2
How stupid. For one, this person never even said they were from the USA. Secondly, even if they were from the US (and we don't know that) it still doesn't make an entire country and its people look "stupid" because of one person. Anyone making a blanket statement like that appears stupid to me personally.
milliee1706 0
Who gives a damn...this is called FML not CMS-check my spelling
countmystrides 5
So what if Americans can't spell? At least were hotter.
deathzombie1314 0
Sounds like something I would do XD
perdix 31
She's on quite a roll today! First, she gets the retarded bagboy from the grocery store, then she brings down a Latte-swigging, cell phone-jabbering yuppie and makes it look like an accident. Greatest Generation: 2 Generation X: 0
HU4L188 0
Maybe she was a witch and that was her wand and wen u fe, if u flipped out then u were cursed but if u were nice then u just go on ur way and she was happy to not have to curse u
SoSickWithIt 14
And this kids, is why you DON'T drop acid.
satph 12
LOL old people RULE!!!