Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
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JenDanielle917 13
And they say our generation is ****** up.
x_KL_x 7
Need to get your kicks somehow even when you're 1000 years old.
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Comments (106)
purple91 8
hahaha old lady > op.
Iknoweverything 29
That's the problem with old people... they can do whatever they want and nobody will say anything. And anyone who does try to say something will look like a douche for "picking on an old lady." However, there is nothing wrong with tactfully reminding them about how old they are if they use that advantage. *trip* "Oh, sorry didn't see you there!" "don't worry about it, I'm sure you don't see a lot of things at your age. Enjoy what you can see while it lasts!" Yeah I'm a bitch.
every1luvsboners 11
I hope you're kidding when you say that you would trip an elderly person. If you're not kidding I'm going to find you when you're 89 years old and while you're in the process of ******** in your pants, pissing through a tube and breathing through an oxygen machine I'm going to kick you right in your dusty crotch, you rickety old wench.
syki 22
No, she meant that OP should have made some snide comment about the lady's age after *he* tripped, not to trip her. Though, if it was just based in *thinking* he saw a smirk, that's bitchy, indeed.
gotaphd 6
What a sweet little old lady (sarcasm)
cbdee 8
WTF OP, let the old bag have her last jollies, she's gonna be dead soon!
bubo_fml 11
When I get old and have to live in a nursing home, I'm gonna grab a bunch of **** & bums & pretend I'm senile...
InkedUp_305 0
Wow even if she did trip u, it's prob because she's observed u being a dumb bitch b4. In my opinion maybe u needed it 2 get offf ur high horse
lluliet92 0
bubo- omg lol thats funny. are you a comidian by any chance! :-)
kareltje 17
Owned!!! LOL!! Sorry OP, Ydidn'tDI, but it's hilarious nonetheless! :D
peasinacan 0
...she probably had a stroke, ass
rabbinussbaum 0
Omg guys fml I Dell walking down the street and now my life is completely ruined I don't know what to do ...... This is not an fml