Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend who evidently stood me up. I waited so long, the security came up and asked me to leave, because I was scaring the staff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML
Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML
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Top comments
singer4life666 0
How scary do you look :o.
Ketchup_Castle 30
Yeah, just standing around is a scary thing to do.
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Comments (66)
Justincolon22 15
they probably thought you were a terrorist fyl.
RedPillSucks 33
Where were you, at a chucke cheese? You had to have been doing more than just waiting to scare the staff. Were you complaining at how you were going to "cut that MF from balls to chin next time I see him"? Maybe your boyfriend was part of the staff and he really was scared. Or you are just 'fugly'
WYITO 0
Haha this happened to me but we arranged to meet in the park. I waited for about an hour and kept getting suspicious looks from parents. :/
ANTLink19 4
hahahaha. Really? how are you that pathetic? next time arrive late, scope the place out see if your date is there. if not, bounce. if so... get some drinks and it's a night for bad decisions!!!!
oneforme 0
you look like snookie with aids
gusgus36 5
FYL for being stood up, but YDI for waiting that long. I'd wait for like 30 min, tops, and then be outta there, especially if I was calling him and couldn't get a hold of him
FerrariCake 2
Instead of "waiting so long", why didn't you just call him?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for making your boyfriend (whom I think is fictional) not want to show up. YDI for casing the joint for a future robbery and creeping out the employees. YDI for telling the security guards your BS story of a "boyfriend" who stood you up. YDI for dealing drugs to kids.
saragr94 2
nice boyfriend you've got there...
WickedWendigoX 0
**** him.. your second opptions to go for girls op.. :/ sorry