Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML
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krissytina 6
Why would her dad need to ring the doorbell? even if it was locked he should have a key
bcoolplz 1
i dont get y the dad would ring the doorbell if he lived there.
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Comments (84)
ace12294 0
why would ur father ring the doorbell. it's his house, unless he was coming to visit. and in that case, ur gf should be aloud to do what she wants with guys
l3allin_all_day 0
Nicky Nicky nine door you dipper
LilaBear 2
If it was her father, why would he ring the doorbell? Wouldn't he just let himself in? Unless it was HER house, in which case, if she's old enough to be living on her own surely she is entitled to have her boyfriend around if she wants?
Euphoric_boner 0
well sometimes my dad is weird and knocks or rings the door bell. also he could have too many things in his hands to open the door. so it could have easily been him. also. it's not always easy to be with the one you love especially when youre gay/lesbian and your gf/bf's parents don't approve and you have no choice. it's not always easy. you get so scared that you think that you're going to die.
EvyMarie 0
How old is your gf, that she has to hide you from her dad in the first place. You dont need her.
hotchick90037 3
44 I completely agree and colt 45 is a great song!!
slowlybreakingme 14
why would her dad be ringing the bell if his own home? and if it was HER hone, why in the hell would it matter if you were there?
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
why would someone ring the doorbell to a home, in which they own?
jinso 0
y would here dad ring the door bell if he lives there, u fail for being a tard
fidrat04 0
why the **** would her dad ring the bell to his own home???
Rlrivera21 0
That was prolly me that ding dong ditched you. Ma bad