Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, the self-checkout machine at the grocery store kept yelling, “PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA” while I frantically tried to scan everything. An employee came over and said a bit too loudly, “Ma’am, you have to scan the condoms before bagging them.” Of course there were people around to giggle. FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
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Pandasaur 0
Oops. People snickering when they see you naked is never a good sign. FYL.
Paigeth 0
No offense, but KPK's (Kodak Picture Kiosks, as they're called), are very simple to use. It even speaks to you and tells you what to do.
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Comments (65)
wtfismyfml 0
what was the point of taking the pictures in the first place?
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Stan: Dad, how come Wall*Mart is able to sell everything so cheap? Randy: It's simple economics, son. I don't understand it at all, but, God I love it.
the_coon_fml 0
south park rocks! win!
waterynuggets 0
YDI for not using a digital camera if taking nude pics, and could upload yersalf.
allysonnn 0
YDI for sure
EMR_fml 0
YDI when will people learn nude pics are never a good idea. They will always be accidentally seen by someone you don't want looking at you naked.
shadexilmaendu 4
What if it's art, no pornographic?
brand125 17
70 - if it was for art then obviously they would be intended to be seen by other people. and its still **** unless you were cropping/bluring out the bad parts, so.....
lesbee 0
YDI for being ashamed of your body.
Areeane 0
Eh, I work in a photography store and we have similar machines. It happens (much) more often than you might think, don't sweat it.
Daaniellee1234 8
ahahaa, I love your name. That must have been akward.
colourmealy 0
how big is the screen..
DynamicDave 11
Haha I work at walmart and this would be hilarious!