Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
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hussamhasi 22
U still have a nice ass take it as compliment
1dvs_bstd 41
So you've got a nice kaboose, what's the big deal? Are we supposed to only worship women asses? Stop the double standards, people!
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Comments (115)
scarlett3diaz 24
Haha nothing wrong with a man with an ass !
ColdRoxas 18
Embrace it my friend it's your natural gift
beeferjay 34
shake what ur mama gave ya
Enslaved 38
"Ohh, look at the buns on that one." "Yeah. He must work out."
itsalanis 25
One of my favorite lines from that movie. Haha, I commend you.
hoosiergirl94 31
You're a pretty man with a nice ass. So that's a good thing
riffehunter 16
as long as OP steers clear of prison.
Ichiya 29
Criminals deserve a chance at some nice ass too.
MdMan2 23
At least you have a nice ass :)
corky1992 33
I'm sure it was more embarrassing for the other guy lol.
mergeterge 24
Well that's his fault for thinking catcalling is okay. Maybe he won't do i anymore! Let's hope...
Mobetta_2300 22
I mean uhh, atleast one of your nether regions are big, right? sorry op
pokemyeyes 23
Lol you stole this from fouseytube nice try though
inolongercare 19
At least you have a "fat ass". Which I THINK is a complement