Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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Top comments
Ishki 0
What the hell is an Archos
lame9379 0
why did you have to show him? you just shake it!!
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Comments (90)
urclremi 2
CRITICAL HIT!
ziqi92 0
epic win right there
buttshapedfruit 0
lmao!!
Bertha5 0
rofl. poorr guy but he is stupid for not knowing how to SHAKE an iPod. ;)
beccartist 1
@trustno1fox, nobody said that it was a girl... boyfriend doesn't imply straight
hyperbolic_duck 0
The poster herself said she was a girl, but what does her own opinion matter in the grand scheme of life, eh?
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
So...if that's how you're suppose to do it, did he get to hit you in the face on his turn?
terriibabiiix23 0
what kind of ipod was it ? ipod touch ? ipod nanoo ? lmfao, you can't even keep your grip on your ipodd ? hahaaaa.
hyperbolic_duck 0
I thought the touch was the only one with the accelerometer?
Shizzlator 3
No, Nano 4th and 5th gen also have them.
ughpplppl 0
how is this a fml? if this is the worst that has happened to you, you are pretty well off
CallMeHush 1
Was the song that came up a top ten hit?
_acissej 0
I don't understand how this is an FML. Maybe if you had hit a stranger in the face or something.
barnes88 0
HAHAHA thats good but not an fml.