Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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Top comments
Ishki 0
What the hell is an Archos
lame9379 0
why did you have to show him? you just shake it!!
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Comments (90)
frivolous 0
you're shaking an ipod, not giving a handjob.
Hahayarp 0
worst handjob ever
paladininwaiting 1
I'll bet the song that came up was "I'll get even with you" from Megadeth
Kalyov 5
I dont think this is really an fml moment...It must have been pretty funny, I bet it will be something both of you can look back on and laugh at. =)
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
smooth
bds_fml 0
That's not really a FML situation...all you have to do is apologize. Unless he mercilessly beats you for doing things wrong.
thethief_fml 0
this is actually hilarious. why not just hold the ipod tighter next time?
pipp360 0
that isn't fml worthy
InsomPsycho 0
You're just supposed to jiggle them a little bit. How hard did you shake it that it "flew" out of your hand?
bigsquirel 0
dumb blonde