Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
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Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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Top comments
Ishki 0
What the hell is an Archos
lame9379 0
why did you have to show him? you just shake it!!
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Comments (90)
ladysandy_fml 0
What's wrong with you people, you're all the same person with different account or what ? I mean, it's not THAT funny, hmm? Oh well.. maybe I'm the only one here who dont find that funny and/or interresting.
ily1210 10
LMAOO!! your bfs really smart if he dosent know how to shake an iPod also, wtf? "YDI for having an iPod" ?? wtf is an archos or whatever anyways? ipods are the best.
redbeater 5
ur hot.
PirateMan 0
I hope she made him a sammich to make up for it
dakorok 6
YDI for having an iPod, you mindless sheep.
nice18 0
Yeah I like to buy different MP3 players even though they suck ass just so I can be different.
lifeinhd 3
What Dakorok said. There really are much better devices out there, but no one bothers to do any research before they make their purchase.
nice18 0
Oh no my boyfriend has a slight barely noticeable mark on his face where I accidentally hit him with a device that weighs about 1 ounce. FML.
eleni_fml 0
Haha :)
Goople 0
sammich for OP, because she is a klutz. oh wait, will you fling the sammich at your boyfriend?
Goople 0
OP, you are a natural failure, just like me. cheers to failure, and your boyfriends new scar!
imaniblub 0
hahahahahahahah lmfaoooo!!
bubbub617 0
how do u teach someone how to shake? there really needed to be a demonstration?
LadyLieDie 1
Apologize and move on with your life.