CaptainSaveAHoe
Manteca, United States
Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML
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Grimmerie 31
The word "fap-stick" will haunt me forever. Is that what you caught her with? Also autocorrect decided I meant rap-stick. Indeed.
yuzuhere 21
Looks like someone has to go back to ninja school.
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zombiekitten87 12
I have to wonder why some women flip out whenever men try to help them out like that. If you'd let her fall, she probably would have called you a bastard.
laden_swallow09 35
*sigh* Why can't us guys simply do something NICE for anyone, anymore??
TwoLeggedFish 5
hold up, we got a 'nice guy' here. man I hate the nice guy sympathy card
laden_swallow09 35
He didn't say "fap-stick" WHILE he was catching her! Duhr.
No_One_Relevent 2
hmm. at that point i'd just trip her and say" there ya go, now im not a perv, now im an asshole." and walk off.
vorspiel 17
Ninja-like reflexes? Fap-stick? If this wasn't so idiotically written, I would feel worse for you.
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
damn. ok? I guess I could just take this as constructive criticism? thanks....I think.
TADspace 30
Push her down and use them ninja skillz to run away.
outoftown 27
Most of you folks are missing the "trying to pass a lady with a stroller" part. Sounds like the lady was trying to avoid him, and the stroller wheel caught and she tripped. Not out of bounds for her to think his too-close pass and subsequent "save" was part of a planned mugging. Had he said something like "On your right, ma'am," he could have avoided this.
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
so I planned for her to slip so I could mug her? the amount of logic in this comment is astounding.
_overandout_ 10
What logic? I don't see any :P I don't know what that poster does all day, but I certainly don't intend to mug all the people I pass when I walk around. So I'll say it's a bit of a leap to go from "I passed a woman" to "I was trying to mug this woman" :D
Thepicheese 8
#104 To make it quicker to type, instead of writing "the poster" you could write "OP"
jayncrs 16
Your a bit dim aren't you!?!?
nickolascronk 3
Should have thrown her down and spit on her.
scuttlebuttz 1
Kick over stroller, run away
ninjaghost99 10
The baby doesn't deserve to be hurt though!
trollolol95 4
Obviously she didn't deserve to have you catch her. People can be so rude.