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CaptainSaveAHoe Manteca, United States

Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

so I planned for her to slip so I could mug her? the amount of logic in this comment is astounding.

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Grimmerie 31

The word "fap-stick" will haunt me forever. Is that what you caught her with? Also autocorrect decided I meant rap-stick. Indeed.

yuzuhere 21

Looks like someone has to go back to ninja school.

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st333ph 12

Some people can be so ungrateful.

ogle5431 1

Unfortunately you can't help anyone these days.

jdmur 6

Ugh humans.

annie_nk 23

as opposed to....?

Shrike 24

Non-humans.

SenselessPattern 12

Sharks, bears, bacteria, zombies, unicorns and the dreaded fairy vampires. If any other examples are needed, just ask!

Cartera 10

Velociraptors.

clueless05 12

At least you have ninja fast reflexes?

annie_nk 23

Captain Save a Hoe (OP username) adds some to humanity. Bitchy Mama then quickly removes it.

annie_nk 23

adds some *faith to humanity

elvisaaron 3

did you grab a boob or ass cheek in the process?? If so its understandable. If not you should have knocked her back down ! Lol

pdp_fml 21

That lady must have been a liberal b@tch! Not all men are perverts with sex on their minds. There are genuine men that will help women in trouble, like change flat tires or carry grocery bags up a flight of stairs. I myself open doors for strangers or for my wife of 38 years.

Bright_Lights 14

God, I hate this world we live in. Anytime you try to help a member of the opposite sex, HELP them, you get labelled a pervert. Absolutely ridiculous. Thanks a lot media. Idiots.

perdix 31

Face it, you were making a pass at a MILF by knocking her over just so you could "save" her with a quick grope. You are indeed a pervert and you disgust me! Pssst! Um, what exactly is that passing move?

chashem 17

Omg, that's horrible, she should have thanked you!