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CaptainSaveAHoe Manteca, United States

Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML

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so I planned for her to slip so I could mug her? the amount of logic in this comment is astounding.

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The word "fap-stick" will haunt me forever. Is that what you caught her with? Also autocorrect decided I meant rap-stick. Indeed.

Looks like someone has to go back to ninja school.

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Cheese_Patrol 1

I can't stand women that assume all guys are perverts. You should've let her fall.

Thats why unless someones life in danger you let that bitch fall, and then lol about it

Fap stick...omg...I can't breathe rofl hahahahaha!!

don't ever use the term fap-stick again...ever