CaptainSaveAHoe
Manteca, United States
Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML
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Grimmerie 31
The word "fap-stick" will haunt me forever. Is that what you caught her with? Also autocorrect decided I meant rap-stick. Indeed.
yuzuhere 21
Looks like someone has to go back to ninja school.
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Comments (122)
immataco 9
hahahaha! holy shit that made my day thank you. thank you so much XD!
animejen1988 9
And this is why chivalry is dying, folks. Women complain about men not being gentlemen anymore, and then they bitch when a guy does something nice. Ridiculous.
BeautyOfGrac3 6
I hope u dropped the dump bitch
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
the second page of my fml is mostly fail. people with strollers aren't the only dickheads, I guess. :D
snorider666 1
I would have picked myself off the ground and bitch slapped her, we live in a modern age where assault goes both ways. No longer is it illegal to defend ones self against a woman and/or strike back after such an assault.
esines 9
If you are a man you will still get arrested though
baconator13 2
With great power comes great responsibility.....
iheartzombies15 4
You called your penis a fap- stick.. You must be a pervert..
Bassist5798 0
bitch needs to die
The_F3rris 11
All the creeps will forever Make life hard for the good Guys of this world.
JonniBoyy 2
Lmao fap stick