CaptainSaveAHoe
Manteca, United States
Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML
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Grimmerie 31
The word "fap-stick" will haunt me forever. Is that what you caught her with? Also autocorrect decided I meant rap-stick. Indeed.
yuzuhere 21
Looks like someone has to go back to ninja school.
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chris_a7x 11
Haha fap-stick
la_puta_madre 4
I'll start using the word fap-stick inmediately.
stephiijo 15
I think it's ridiculous that there is so little kindness in this world, that when we do get treated with kindness, it's perceived as flirtation or pervertedness.
annalily5 28
I'm with you there. I often been accused of extreme flirting when I wasn't. Why? Because I said please, thank you, have a nice day, and smiling. In other words for being polite. I've even been called **** on occasion for doing it.
startrekker 3
So she's falling but instead of trying not to fall she punches you instead in the nuts? Pretty sure she was not falling and you mixed up the situation.
SouthernPride95 19
No she punched him in the fapstick he didn't say nuts
ohcomeonsrsly 6
Pretty sure she punched him after she fell and he saved her.
idalline 1
I only made an account to say that this particular FML is full of win! "fap-stick", "ninja-like reflexes", "captainsaveahoe" hahhaaa. WIN! Indeed, your life sucks.
walmartpaysme 15
The FML may be full of win, but you sir are full of fail if THIS is the only FML you ever found interesting enough to make an account.
idalline 1
lol, probably you are right. But it says in your profile that you have recently become a commenter too. Anyway, I usually enjoy some good laugh from time to time, without commenting on things.
cmanaus 3
Right? Thank you for pointing that out!
newmandotcom 6
You deserve it for calling it a fap-stick....
rebelliousshroom 12
YDI for using the word "fap-stick".
holllaaa 2
"Captainsaveahoe" Lmao. but you should have been like "bitch I wasn't trying to get with you, you have a baby, hoe!" would have crushed her self esteem & would've gotten you another dick punch. is that what we're aiming for? oh
skyeyez9 25
"Ouch Bitch! You punched my Fap-Stick!"