Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was washing my face and I started rinsing the soap off my face with my eyes closed when I felt something gooey on my face. I opened my eyes to realize I had been rubbing snot on my face from when water got up my nose and apparently snot came down with it. FML
Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
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BananaTroll 0
I love brushing my pimple too. It keeps its breath fresh and clean.
MissEmma_fml 22
At least of some wacko comes up to you and sniffs your eye, it'll smell minty fresh ^_^
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Comments (189)
bug_ladybug 0
Not everyones as perfect as you
Anti666 17
Well at least bow your eye will smell minty.
WearingHats 14
Always look on the bright side of life, doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Monica29_fml 0
Ouch. Guess u have not heard about Niapads for acne. LOL Are your pimple minty fresh when u use toothpaste?
EmoOrange 0
does she always randomly hug you in the bathroom??
ppatel5 0
Try gasoline
ppatel5 0
You should use gasoline
pbutt209 0
your an idiot
misxmarshmellow 0
haha!
chrisauh 4
#52 your fake #76 your hot
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for using toothpaste for ANYTHING other than brushing your teeth or anal sex lube. YDI for not adhering to the chemical principle of "like dissolves like". Since pimples are caused by an oily buildup, you need something fat/oil-based to get rid of them. Rub your face down with melted butter or bacon grease and leave it on overnight. You'll thank me, and you'll thank SCIENCE! Oh, and of course, YDI for having a mom. WTF is your problem? And WTF is with this epidemic of people having mothers? Something must be done, preferably BEFORE everyone in the world has one!