Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was washing my face and I started rinsing the soap off my face with my eyes closed when I felt something gooey on my face. I opened my eyes to realize I had been rubbing snot on my face from when water got up my nose and apparently snot came down with it. FML
Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
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BananaTroll 0
I love brushing my pimple too. It keeps its breath fresh and clean.
MissEmma_fml 22
At least of some wacko comes up to you and sniffs your eye, it'll smell minty fresh ^_^
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Comments (189)
D13g0 0
soo is your eye whiter?..... u need to apply it on other eye to even out color and sheen.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Look, buddy. I'm not the only one that thinks so here; if it works for you, it may not for everyone else. So, pull the pickle out, please.
mrR4G3R 0
sucks to have. living mother huh?!? lol
gatorgal94 0
Be Happyy That You Have a Mother!! What's With People Not Appreciating Their Mommies!? Geeze.
hilarym 0
that's why you dab a little onto your finger then pu it on the pimple. that's disgusting you're putting the actual toothpaste tube on your pimple -.^
boatkicker 5
Or maybe they had the toothpaste on their finger and poked themself in the eye? It doesn't say anything about a tube.
hilarym 0
true ;)
MrsUchiha 0
135, practice what you preach.
ItsCommonSense 0
at least you mom hugs u! my mom isn't the type of person that shows love so the last time I hugged her was when I was 4!!
bosko776 0
does toothpaste really work? it's prolly already been answered like 5 times but I'm too lazy to scroll through comments
boatkicker 5
There's a lot of debate about it in the comments here. Several say it does and they've tried it, others say it doesn't and can't because of certain chemicals in it or something that end up making things worse (I've scanned them, but haven't read them in detail) It seems no one knows, or can agree on an answer. This is the second or third time that this toothpaste-acne-cure debate has come onto FML. It's never been agreed on in the past, either.
Addi123 0
Sooo here I go with my acne advice(: 1) toothpaste only works if it's the kind that has salacylic acid in it. That's what dries it up, but the acne will most likely come back. 2) The only permanent way to get rid of it is by going to a dermotologist because most acne is genetics :/ exactly what my dermotologist told me! Just some tips(: P.S. Sorry op for your eye :/
lover_of_life 8
Why toothpaste? Try using a zit cream with about 10% Benzoyl Peroxide. Or Windex.