Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was washing my face and I started rinsing the soap off my face with my eyes closed when I felt something gooey on my face. I opened my eyes to realize I had been rubbing snot on my face from when water got up my nose and apparently snot came down with it. FML
Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
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Top comments
BananaTroll 0
I love brushing my pimple too. It keeps its breath fresh and clean.
MissEmma_fml 22
At least of some wacko comes up to you and sniffs your eye, it'll smell minty fresh ^_^
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Comments (189)
skyttlz 32
your right eye. if it was your left eye, it woulda been fine. but your RIGHT eye? FYL!
ManthonyAmayer 0
Your mom made you poke minty toothpaste into your eye. oh wait...
Sleekhope 0
Ouch.
Maxaddicted 3
YDI for having a right eye.
5t3ff1k4h 47
146 - Grow up. I'm allowed to state facts; if you have a problem with it, don't read the post.
kittykiller897 0
Do you and your mom always just walk around hugging one another?
killedmyteacher 0
hey, at least she loves u enough to hug u at random, or whenever it isn't asked for
missfamousstar11 0
Ew..toothpaste on a pimple..they make proactiv for that
DisappearingRose 18
Don't you usually do this kind of stuff in front of a mirror?
CyonideCyns 0
181: you say this yet you act like a total ******* bitch whenever someone states their own belief. how about you do us all a favor and you yourself grow up? Stop trying to demean every little comment that every person posts. They are not perfect and can often be very stupid or ignorant but so can you, so I think you need to just relax and leave them the hell alone. JUST SAYING :)