Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
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Top comments
Charle0555 4
That will be a hard one to explain to the store manager
perdix 31
Someone stole your raccoons while you were trying on raccoons?
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Comments (155)
doglover569 0
Sorry did you want the pants back? Not my size...
Nini101 2
I would have kept my things farther from the door in a corner within the fitting room
thinkucandance 0
That was the worst comment I've ever seen DocBastard make...
mk58 31
I think your humor detector is faulty. You must be fixed, methinks.
ClosetTroll 10
Why not add this as a reply to his comment then? This is about the FML, not about your preferences regarding individual comments.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Quit with the jealous Fuckery. At least he made a funny comment. What have you done? Whine about how a certain commentor didn't appeal for your sense of humour? **** me, next you'll whine about a certain escaped mental patient about being a bitch. And by mental patient, I mean Kay.
DocBastard 40
thinkucandance - I may be outwardly laughing my ass off at you, but on the inside I'm weeping at the fact that I failed to amuse you. Trust me.
mk58 31
And this is when you run out pantless and shoeless and attack the thief. What, too embarrassing? I would do it.
GODert 8
Because OP lives in Spain and this type of crime has been happening a lot for southern Europeans.
Caaiittlliinn 5
Wasn't there a bench in the dressing room you could put your purse and clothes on??
mk58 31
You don't always have those in change rooms, sadly.
tara805 0
That's ******* scary..
katcot99 11
Didnt you try to stop them?
skyeyez9 25
Too bad you weren't fast enough to stomp the thief's hand to a bloody pulp as it reached for your stuff.
rebeccac3 5
I would have chased em in my underwear. People definitely would have noticed.