Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, my partner had teletherapy early in the morning, so I was in rush to leave the apartment. I threw on clothes, and at the end of the day (at around 3 p.m.) I felt like someone at me a little funny as I was getting off an elevator. I looked in the mirror and realized my leggings had been on inside out all day. FML
Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
Use that new energy and outlook to march your ass to the cabinet, grab a needle and thread, and sew that bitch back on even tighter this time.
Emcom 0
Atleast it popped at home rather than at work or something...i once popped a button while weighing in the first time when I joined weight watchers....it was a sign. Lol
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Comments (58)
bibobobonnor 8
those making ignorant fat jokes just shut the hell up, as if it helps to ridicule someone, being positive towards someone would be much better for their self esteem. Just keep trying OP and you'll lose the weight you want and also if your trying to look very thin, just to impress guys I have to admit we like it, but do what feels right to you and don't starve yourself just to impress us and to everyone who thinks I'm wrong that's your problem
maszaros 9
I guess it's time to stop thinking about it and actually do it!
killer_luke 0
thats what you get for being so ******* fat, bitch. ahahahaaaa
MrFlintstone 5
don't wear tight cloths
I70032 0
That's so sad
jebusandme 1
Eat 6 small meals a day instead of 3 big ones, hit the gym at least 3 days a week for an hour, and remember spot reduction is a myth. And always stick with it, genetics is 90% of the fight, diet is 9% and the exercise is only 1% of the overall challenge. Stay with your workout and don't give up if you aren't a size 3 by the end of the first week, it's gonna take years, but it'll pay off in the end.
monobio 0
try the shakes that i am taking~ it's tasty and easy to make~ it helps me to lose 40 pounds in 5 months~ first of all is that you have to bare in mind that you aren't losing weight for years.
sarahbella101 7
maybe the skirt was just too small.
Michellec9982 18
It's the thought that counts, right? :)