Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
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sdcrazy1018 0
Makes you wonder if you were texting her the entire time :o
Sargasm 4
Makes you wonder if the "cute guy", wanting you to stop contacting him, asked one of his lady friends to pick up the phone.
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Comments (79)
redshortsx 0
I'm cool with my boyfriend talking to girls and being friends with them as long as they're fat and ugly. no I'm just kidding. bit I would be pissed if you were texting my boyfriend flirty messages which you probably were
kisseshugsdrugs 5
i dont really care what girls say to my boyfriend, its all about what my boyfriend says back to them. but its totally different if im standing next to him and some girl tries to hit on him. she should be waiting to get hit at that point haha. as for the OP, YDI because find out if this guy is taken or not before you really start to pursue him. but FYL if he was just being a dick and wanted to avoid you.
starshine3987 0
Even still, it's a ydi if he WAS just being a dick and ignoring her. She was still trying to get the attention of someone who obviously wasn't interested. That's wasted time just setting yourself up for disappointment.
10showgirl 16
I wonder how she got his number?
LemonStarship 5
What you should have done is texted back saying hi this is (your name inserted here) boyfriend. Can you please tell your boyfriend to stop texting my girlfriend. Chances are she'll dump him thinking that he was talking to you out of his own consent leaving you to hook up with him. Sorry if that was hard to understand I didn't know how else to state it.
Vedder 0
Well he would have had to have given you his phone number to call/text him, so really, the girlfriend's in the wrong. That sucks for you 2 ways (he's an ass, and he has a girlfriend) OR maybe he knows you're calling him, and isn't interested, and immaturely asked his friend to answer, pretending to be his girlfriend, so again, that sucks. But FML-worthy that a guy you think is cute has a girlfriend? Not so much. Maybe if you called while he was driving and by scrambling to answer to phone, he gets in a fatal car crash, then yeah, FML. In the end, you deserved it for texting a guy to say you like him rather than actually talking to him. I think 2 minutes into a conversation he would have told you, respectfully, that he has a girlfriend.
The_Nothing 0
Maybe one of his friends or her friends gave her the number. That does happen if someone's trying to play matchmaker. And I don't see how the girlfriend is "wrong". It's still HER boyfriend it's not like he's an ex or just a friend. If anything OP is in the wrong for texting a guy with a gf and if the boy DID give her his number he is in the wrong. There's no way for the girlfriend to be in the wrong unless SHE gave the number to the OP. Which doesn't make any sense.
cxal_fml 0
NEWSFLASH: You can be friends with the opposite sex. If you think a boy can't text or message a girl just because he has a girlfriend, then you have serious relationship control issues, and should seek mental help right now. Since your posts indicates that you feel once a boy gets a girlfriend, he must cut off contact with all female friends and not gain any new friends, I strongly encourage you to see a therapist before you end up doing something psychotic when you get ina relationship and and see that the world doesn't work in such ways, and no man is going to be content with your being a control freak who demands they not have female friends
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
wayyyy too much to read
Thecommish 0
*sigh* it's just a "guy" - get over it.
krasian 0
Amazes me that some ****** try for guys who are taken and don't care who elses relationships get ruined.
sarcdude 3
You just brought up memories of that FML with the woman getting to live with the "Happy couple" and then there was a big argument about going after taken men in it's comments.
starshine3987 0
Hahaha, agreed. I'm glad someone finally said that.
sarcdude 3
said what I did, or what I was replying to? :P
starshine3987 0
No, I was talking about what you were replying to. I didn't see that fml you mentioned, but it sounds like a good one. :)
wagel 0
lol... the point was that someone made her a missed call and when she called back the other one told to stop calling when the calling was triggered by the missed call that she had made herself.
bomchikawahwah 0
You're a Dubai-person? I'm a Dubai- person! Hope that made your crappy day a little bit better :)
noobi_fml 0
24th :)
Stimphead 0
wow your lame
tiffanyheart 0
What about his lame?
aeksoccer 0
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truth215 0
Jenny Andrews better shut the **** up because thus happens all the time
BunnyDrastic 0
u suck