Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML
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Top comments
nick0011 0
How about telling her youre not gay????? Problem solved
Gasca 0
Tell her your not gay! Lol unless she says no after you tell her
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Comments (171)
anthony99 14
Is your alter ego Kick-Ass by any chance?
varkey 7
Dude, your life rocks (if she's serious). Just tell her you are straight, problem solved. although, she may get a bit scared off...
fml98kevin 4
why not tell her youre NOT GAY
massivelyskilled 0
lol so now is the time to become her boyfriend! just like it happened in Kick Ass! :D
SarafinaBella 0
23 took the words out of my mouth
duhhitscolin 7
well at least u Noe u stand a chance eh?
MwahFMLS 6
simply tell her your not gay. :) vwaula. magic.
Jaredspants 0
Tip for non French speakers: if you don't know how to spell "voilà" don't type it.
Baytheshark 14
This is why you simply refuse to fall in love with people who think your gay... Ok but seriously she must be really stupid. Girls know. We know. Even when we say we don't we do. So unless she was once a man she knew and that was her way of rejecting you. Sorry!!
TogeBara 12
no. girls DON'T know all the time. YOU may, but not all girls do. I know girls that didn't and my current gf didn't when I was starting out. so no, girls don't always know. don't listen to this one OP, she's clueless.
wildalex94 1
Man up
hewro_failure 11
It's not that he is saying FML because he can't solve the problem he is saying FML because the girl he likes thinks he is gay and that is a let down and confidence killer