Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
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rabbit_fml 0
Who is modding all of these stupid FML's?
dinosaursmoo 0
Wait, does that mean you wear skirts? I dont get it..
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dinosaursmoo 0
Wait, does that mean you wear skirts? I dont get it..
repyourcliche 0
Yes... unless she was joking.
CosmicPossum 2
That, or pictures of her with no skirt OR pants on. What's with all these weird and bogus ones getting through?
sharpiemagic 0
i think it might mean that she has pictures of the guy in a skirt....
Scotland_111 0
Ack, if he wore the "skirt" he should just pass it off as a kilt, Afterall, real men wear kilts!
sexymessy 0
yeah I think she means HE wears the skirt...maybe she has a pic of him in one? LOL
Hich17 0
I had the same question. I think it means she has pictures of him in a skirt, but when I first read it, I assumed she meant she had pictures of herself in no skirt, which means... YDI for not playing it off properly. And for wearing a skirt.
Paradoxasaurus 0
I say cross dressing fetish. What a shoddy FML.
rockindyl22 0
They probably were just messing around with gender roles, tried something new and he liked it!
jojocircus19 16
Thanks man
WhoopteDo 26
OP's name is crossy. Safe bet she has photo evidence of him in skirts.
puddin989 0
does that mean she's a ****?
thatwasobvious 0
Woman is synonymous for ****.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
just as men is synonymous with pussywhipped.
rabbit_fml 0
Who is modding all of these stupid FML's?
colourmealy 0
agreed
Sunsh1ne 0
If you don't like them, moderate them yourself, it's an all-for system.
Escapist28 0
I'm pretty sure it means she has photos of the OP wearing a skirt
sabresfano 1
you don't say?
Nonamerequired 0
in a healthy relationship she shouldn't be wearing anything so what's the problem?
lovesthesun 0
haha #5 wins!
livelovelife01 0
wtf? you wear a skirt? unless it's a kilt or something it's more like FYourgirlfriend'sL... or maybe I'm understanding this FML wrong...
Subtext 10
It probably WAS a kilt - wore one too once (I've lost a bet) and my ex gf told everyone I wore a skirt. Or there are pictures of her without skirt..or pants...or whatever. Either way, your (OP) girlfriend really has a good sense of humour ;)
Dillybar 0
Hahah. I love wearing the pants. It's fun controlling guys ;)
FarSide 23
Wear the pants. You will never wear the balls.
psmart101 0
hell yeah, tell her. It's not the pants, it's what's inside
kansasducky 0
its not always fun for the guys but like me some guys like havin the girl wear the pants
jewjewbee 6
That sucks. But your friend probably thought your girlfriend was just joking. Hopefully, assuming you didn't want him to know. :/ (Which you probably didn't, hence the FML)
junjouromantica 0
Who cares who wears what? As long as you both enjoy yourselves. This "manliness" crap bugs me sometimes.
haishawna 0
# 5 ftw :)