Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I’m a middle-school teacher. Handing back graded essays, only to realize halfway through that I’d left my personal notes visible on the projector. One said, “Great kid, but talks like a podcast on 1.5x speed.” The student read it out loud before I could close the tab. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes passionately explaining a concept on the board while the class was unusually quiet. When I turned around, half the students were trying not to laugh. I had written the entire explanation with a marker that was completely dried out. The board was blank. I essentially gave a TED Talk to a wall. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
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blueEyes_19 0
the kid is a boss
Eir_fml 1
that's what happens when you're all talk and no action. I liked the teachers that disciplined strictly more than the ones that would allow idiot classmates to do whatever they liked, personally.
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pu13 5
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GazeboFoppery 0
The problem is that you told them three times. Kids know how to push you right up to the line. If you give them three chances, they'll take two, you give them five chances, they'll take four, you give them only threats of discipline, they will never stop. Follow through is the most important thing with discipline. I hope you sent that kid home with a note.
Helloweentonite 0
HAHAHAHAHA !!!! I just did that to my teacher recently !!!!
wooters 1
I need to say this : owned.
thinkpink1 0
haha ur over reacting that's some funny shit right there. u need to calm down birch I hate teachers they need to get lives so go die in a hole u old lady
geminiTwin4 3
wtf??
Wazilla 0
Yeah b
Wazilla 0
Yeah because teaching children NEVER did anything good for our world. We dont need teachers, we can learn on our own everything possible! Just look at your amazing spelling!
I_lost_the_game 25
I hate people like you, 51
Saigee1997 3
Just saying, now I wanna be a teacher to be able to do this, and laugh at it. Not post it on fmylife.com. It was funny, and my favorite teacher would laugh at that just like any kid would. YDI for being that stupid.
nickie_c 0
not funny...
gadgetfmllover 0
That is the Funniest FML ever! My mate used to be a teacher, but she quit when she felt she could no longer tell the Kids off, when one of them walked in late and she said "Where have you been?" and the Kid said "Sorry Miss, I was "Playing that funky music, white boy"". She just said "All right then, sit down!".
toooldforthis 19
empty threats don't get you very far in life
julien672 0
That kid is awesome.