Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I’m a middle-school teacher. Handing back graded essays, only to realize halfway through that I’d left my personal notes visible on the projector. One said, “Great kid, but talks like a podcast on 1.5x speed.” The student read it out loud before I could close the tab. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes passionately explaining a concept on the board while the class was unusually quiet. When I turned around, half the students were trying not to laugh. I had written the entire explanation with a marker that was completely dried out. The board was blank. I essentially gave a TED Talk to a wall. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
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blueEyes_19 0
the kid is a boss
Eir_fml 1
that's what happens when you're all talk and no action. I liked the teachers that disciplined strictly more than the ones that would allow idiot classmates to do whatever they liked, personally.
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_Noon_ 0
YDI for not being able to get the class to shut up.
St0rm11 0
"Not being able to ge the class to shutup" Do you realize how hard it is for sub's? In on eof my classes, we went though 7 teachers before one stayed. We were bad. And kids at my school never respected sub's.
skyttlz 32
one time we had a sub say ass
DecayDance_fml 0
Something similar happened in my school. Apparently we were so bad the music sub quit her teaching career forever. Oops.
noheadingback 0
My class got a teacher to cry once. We turned the video player off behind her back, and after she yelled at us. One of us started humming and when she got close to the person who was humming someone else would do it. Then the people at the front shut down her laptop. After 15 minutes of our behavious, she eventually ran out the classroom crying. :/ oopsies.
mibs3 11
they should really prepare teachers for this kind of stuff while their being taught how to be a teacher
lgard 17
Why would you do that? That's so mean!
leanneabc 0
some kids in my class stapled the teachers bag to a table and then verbally abused her so she went to grab her bag and run out, pulling the table over with her. it was pretty bad but somewhat funny
zeon_x 0
You should bang a ruler on the troublemaker's desk really hard to scare them. I knew a teacher who did this and actually broke the ruler. It was funny.
tencentsakiss 19
Was his name Mr. Riley and did you go to high school with me? Because this happened in my science class because some people in my class pointed out that he spelled meteor and first wrong, and the teacher started crying and hitting things with a ruler and broke one on a desk.
I_lost_the_game 25
My biology teacher did this. It would have been funny if a piece didn't landed in my friend's eye.
Rabid_Chihuahua 0
Lol! That was me! Want be to bark next time?
ffmmllyaya 0
bark at him like a crazy mad dog
bahamacia 0
or dr. o neill
kelseyjones 0
I agree with #2. The kid is boss. I totally laughed out loud, how hilarious.