Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I’m a middle-school teacher. Handing back graded essays, only to realize halfway through that I’d left my personal notes visible on the projector. One said, “Great kid, but talks like a podcast on 1.5x speed.” The student read it out loud before I could close the tab. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes passionately explaining a concept on the board while the class was unusually quiet. When I turned around, half the students were trying not to laugh. I had written the entire explanation with a marker that was completely dried out. The board was blank. I essentially gave a TED Talk to a wall. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
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blueEyes_19 0
the kid is a boss
Eir_fml 1
that's what happens when you're all talk and no action. I liked the teachers that disciplined strictly more than the ones that would allow idiot classmates to do whatever they liked, personally.
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Comments (96)
dani_fizzle 0
dude, that kid isn't that funny unless s/he was adorable way to go #13 though cartman references make everything better :)
Emmett_Luver_101 0
12....good point and 11 thats not the same thing....thats just a kid listening to you after you take action when you say your going to and poster LOL...well you did say "word" that was a meow hahahahha i love this kid
Link5794 18
Well, technically "meow" is a word, but this is no place for a lesson on onomotopoeias.
underthestarsx3 0
i dont get it
akshar 0
shes saying her life sucks cuz she told her class to basically not talk and one student was a smartass and meowed. I think her life sucks cuz she has to teach them but she deserves it for not being able to make them shut up.
meningless 0
lol this may be the best FML ever. its just a break from the ordanary.
claireful 4
Just like your spelling.
24788 7
Lol, that's just awesome.
commenter2 0
haha that happens all the time in class except with different sounds
alex_vik 1
And that's when you write the note for the smartass to take home, and then call to make sure his parents got the note.
isabella_leigh 0
i agree with #22 hahaha butt it is still pretty funny (:
nutterz13 0
u so deserved that! it annoys me when teachers don't follow through with their actions. hi 5 to the meow kid :P that was quick thinking!
hehe333 0
what a smart ass, i like it :)