Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
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JessTrek 0
You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.
DeadMansCrack 4
Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.
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Comments (220)
BlaBlaBla_95 0
#12 FTW. bahahahahahaahh.
xO_starstruck_xO 0
lol ew thats disgusting. why were you laughing in the 1st place though? i would've been like ew no nevermind, bye.
sequoiatree 0
YDI. i second #12 ECullen? seriously? twilight is trash. and why would you laugh when someone tells you you are beautiful that's so rude and tactless
aback 5
It will either lead to True Love, or you'll never see him again.
a_little_priest 0
Why the hell would you laugh if he just told you that you were beautiful? O_O That wouldn't exactly be my first reaction...
SweetThang 0
why would you laugh? a cute giggle and a thanks would have been better.
feesh 0
#12--agreed...why the hell would you laugh? you're lame.
coopcas 0
I don't mind when a woman farts. I find that I trust them more.
jukeboxhero420 0
YDI. I don't mind women farting (it happens), but the reason that caused it is stupid. If a guy calls you beautiful and you get nervous, a giggle is considered normal. If you laughed so hard from that comment that you couldn't control your system, something's wrong. I'd work on fixing that.
Cittenscollar 0
14 - women have much shorter urethras than men. Therefore, yes, it can be a bit harder to keep it in.