Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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shyboy3092 6
Somehow? >_>
Vidrill 22
Well, many would kill for that talent of yours, many guys have to try that for several minutes, while us girls wait awkwardly.... Chin up!
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Comments (197)
LovesSushi 25
Those skills are going to come in handy for many years to come. This is no where close to a fml.
missababgaga 19
Sounds like a non-vocal Freudian slip, if that's the right term for it.
LaLince 40
Good job. Base 2 achieved.
TheNewGuy03 29
Dude, you skipped, like, half the process. It's akin to running from home plate to third base.
dmoran20 27
But it was totally by accident? Might work. On a side note, again no sig?
bioss89 16
FLY and YDI, I choose both. You tried to be nice. On the positive side now she really knows that you are into her, which is not bad, so I wish you good luck op to win what you hope for.
cynicalhumanist 9
Yeah. I don't get why people think it's bad to show someone you're interested in them.
doodlecloud 27
If he immediately said something along the lines of 'omg I'm so sorry, that was a complete accident' then he hasn't really given the game away?
SxeDaze 13
Going for the full body massage ;) , did you at least get a glimpse of those warlocks?
firemanbjr 1
She hides warlocks in her bra? You can do better then that, or maybe you can't.
Harshdfml 14
Looser spotted
cheertrombonist 9
*loser?
HortonThelephant 15
She won't let you off the hook that easily...
theannonymousone 0
Even though the twins were...
cougar41 8
That's a tad sleezy would u think
lashes_to_ashes 14
So did you get laid? HAAHA. Hope she doesn't hate you now.
chriswright1888 10
Suuuuuuuuure, somehow you " unhooked her bra"!!!
CharresBarkrey 16
I think you quoted the wrong words, there.