Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only 'ask all of your beautiful mommies'." FML
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Top comments
aztec37 0
dancing isn't incest.
Gringo_fml 0
Incest: Fun for all the family ;)
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Comments (52)
jdelliot24 0
i'd go to prom with you!
lolol182 4
WINCEST is best!
Kingrayer 0
hey, whatever your mothers into
never_accepted 0
inbreeding makes you dumb, huh? jk i hope you find a prom date.
Amkii 0
Annnnnd welcome to Kentucky! 4 million people, 4 last names.
voulez_vous 0
Hahah awww. =]
jesusjr 0
On the bright side, incest is best put your cousin to the test!
Tehalon 0
Dating your cousin is wrong on so many levels o_o
hurrdurr 0
Incest is only wrong if you get her pregnant. So give her one for all of us pal! We are behind you 100%!
MasaMushia 0
Well, that's the first time i've ever seen a mother promote incest. You should feel proud!