Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML
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Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only 'ask all of your beautiful mommies'." FML
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aztec37 0
dancing isn't incest.
Gringo_fml 0
Incest: Fun for all the family ;)
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Comments (52)
starburst7596 14
My brother had to go to senior prom with our sister because his girlfriend left him an hour before it started...
sjhill 32
ah. at least you had someone to go with.
obri98 10
She probably already promised one of them that you would go with them to prom Lol moms are so sneaky
SexyMexi21 23
incest .. we know you love down south.. dint worry your second or third cousin is available!
jademitch 20
I'm sorry, but Id rather go on my own than actively be incest haha
joleneschmeidler 7
man, I wish my cousin asked me to prom /:
Internetflakes 13
this is such a lovely mother/son bonding moment .. awe!
power565 7
I incest you stop right there