Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
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Top comments
Kukironosuke 16
that just means she's already cheated on you and just wants to justify her actions by insinuating you both knew the relationship was over
Jimboom 12
Ouch. But your probably better off without her in the long run. Get yourself a hottie that actually lives in the same country as you and bang her **** off!!
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Comments (105)
vale2199 0
well let me tell ya. there are only 2 types of chicks that are in the military. bull dykes and ******. which sounds like her?
Branflakes16 0
that's shitty. oh well ur better off
ensemble 0
I'm sorry but she's right. I mean, if she's not feeling it anymore, and you two are really distant from each other. and you now have a internet relationship, it's not worth anymore.
im_not_me 0
no text.
Origin05 0
Vale2199 you're a pig. I'm a military female and neither.. mysogonistic attitudes are disgusting. I pray you aren't a member of the armed services.
crash52181 0
Ouch...dude she's totally getting boned by some other dude....let it go...
bored690 0
maybe she's just a realistic person, who realises that long distance relationships don't count
israelnotjacob 20
Oh right! So my friend who dated an army guy for two years and only saw him once every few months and is now married to him counts for nothing? I have no respect for those kind of statements. They show absolute, 100%, unquestionable ignorance.
MangeMoi_fml 0
@ a_e_iownu..She wouldnt be a bitch for breaking up with him, she'd be a bitch for the way she went about doing it. Also, I find this kind of hard to believe. Why would she ask if she could change the status on facebook..wouldnt she just do it?...I guess.
starlon 0
Depends on what country you support, hes Australian, im supposing his girl is in the Ausy troops.
COBRAMORPH 0
You never should have let her leave the house. YDI. Plus, she knows how to use a gun, no me gusta.