Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile, and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML
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Top comments
ChairForce 0
That's messed up. He didn't even check to see what was written on your hand first? I write reminders in my hand all the time.
fmlloverrct 0
did he give you another chance?
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Comments (145)
shut_the_hell_up 0
I totally agree that the professor should be writing this FML!! Isn't he suppose to be the smart one? Dumb Ass!
iluvlaffing 0
Did you remember to pay yer rent?
driedpeaches 0
most professors would ask to see your hand first and then rip up your test. I guess he was just a dumb ass. Hopefully he let you either retake it or tape the pieces back together lol
lilkiz95 0
this is funny becuase there was an fml earlier that talk about a guy that ripped his students exam because he thought he was cheating but it turns out the note he was looking at was a self encouragment note... hahah how ironic
blastvortex 4
You, good sir, are an idiot and you totally deserved it. On the other hand, he actually has no legal right to grab at you or objects on your person - that's context for assault. Now, you can either report the act or use it as collateral for seeking compensation at your own discretion. The choice is up to you, but remember that there were probably plenty of witnesses.
Sadiistic 0
THis is why I cant stand teachers. They assume they think they know everything about everyone simply cause they "teach" By teach I mean crush and destroy all creativity and life and devour 12 to 30 years of your life as well as your soul... everyday of the week. most of them should be fired. and then placed somewhere around senile old people.. far far far from children or anyone under 40.
guy_on_the_couch 0
He deserves to get his ass kicked. And you deserve an A!
avalon24 18
sorry, but no, no one deserves an A because their teacher is an idiot, all grades are earned, no matter what the circumstances, all the OP deserves is the chance to retake/finish the test.
Berkies 0
YDI. You're not supposed to have stuff written on your body parts, that could be considered cheating.
Phobic_fml 14
i've seen this before. FYL if you fake fml stories.
bibobobonnor 8
here's a tip for the teacher, look at the note first