Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile, and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML
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Top comments
ChairForce 0
That's messed up. He didn't even check to see what was written on your hand first? I write reminders in my hand all the time.
fmlloverrct 0
did he give you another chance?
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Comments (145)
NewJoisey 0
no fml here. you finally got to touch a girl who was not yr mom nor sister or any family member. congrats college virgin!@#$%^
Ketsuhime 0
My teachers make sure we show our arms to them before a test...
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makino_fml 2
I rarely comment on ones that get a YDI for me, but I just had to for this one. I am sure that you have written enough tests to know how suspicious writing on yourself is when it comes to writing an assessment! Not to mention, it is not like your teacher didn't find out what written. If worse comes to worst, you lost some valuable time to re-write everything again.
laughitoffbaby 0
dayuuuum that totally sux!!!
tass919 12
to the 8,000 people that agreed your life sucks, that's ridiculous. ANYONE should know better than to write stuff on their hand before taking a test, because no matter where you are anyone would think that you're cheating. so yes, YOU TOTALLY DESERVE IT. and should not deserve a make-up
FantomOfDarkness 0
K you're a ******* retard, why didn't the teacher read it before doing something stupid like ripping up his test? Think before you type.
Confuzzledmuch 0
well I think u deserved it, don't you have a reminder in your phone? for all he knows it could be some sorta code, rules are rules, learn to live with them
avalon24 18
You teacher is an ass who should have found out what was written on your hand before ripping your test up, but you are also at fault for having something written on your hand. And do you really need a reminder to pay your rent?
Ninjaface 0
Wow, that's pretty impressive that you devised a secret code for your cheat notes that would make it look like an unrelated personal reminder. Too bad your teacher was one step ahead of you. Although if it was a statistics test he might have given you extra credit for your cryptography skills.
RuralNinja 0
Your teacher is an idiot. Having body markings =/= cheating. What if you had a tattoo on your hand, would he have ripped your test up then? I have some bad scars on my hands from an accident, what if he ripped a test up because of something like that? I would complain to the dean about your teacher being out of line.