Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile, and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML
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ChairForce 0
That's messed up. He didn't even check to see what was written on your hand first? I write reminders in my hand all the time.
fmlloverrct 0
did he give you another chance?
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LilaBear 2
To everyone saying "YDI you shouldn't be writing notes on a test anyway": you can't be serious. First, he didn't write the note ON the test, it was on his hand. Secondly, if a teacher suspects people of cheating, he should at LEAST attempt to double check before going so far as to tear up the exam paper. Secondly, I doubt everyone here knows the particular rules of the OP's particular university/class/professor. At the uni I went to, there were never any "you must not have anything written on your hands" rules. Not to mention if he was going to cheat by writing on himself, you'd think he'd do it somewhere inconspicuous. When I was in highschool I wrote a maths formula on my upper leg under my skirt, so I coudl pull up the hem a little to check the formula. As it turns out, I remembered the formula anyway and didn't need to cheat, but you wouldn't write it somehwere so obvious as your hand.
LilaBear 2
"consider the teacher's point of view. What would have you thought if you saw someone doing an exam and noticed notes written on their hand?" Oh, I dunno, perhaps "maybe I should check what's written on his hand"? When I was in highschool I wrote stuff on my hands all the time, like homework reminders and stuff coz I was too lazy to get my homework diary out of my bag. I'm sure I went into exams with stuff written on my hands and nobody cared.
KezPez 0
I would of Hulked out fo sho
Corrupt_Tears 0
lol. Sucks to be you. I've done exams with my textbook open on my desk and the teacher never said anything.
Andrewl_FML 0
Umm... YDI ALOT! Exam conditions say that NO notes are to be written on yourself or additional pieces of paper. You may not have been writing answers on your hand, but you still broke the rules.
tps 0
So you just pull "exam conditions" out of your ass?
EmmaJane89_ 0
Depends where you live...where I am it doesn't say you can't have anything AT ALL written on yourself...obviously you can't have exam notes or anything like that, it's an exam but it doesn't say you can't write "pay the rent!" on your arm/hand/leg/ass if you feel like it.
4ube_fml 6
This is why agendas and phones are invented, or little ropes around the fingers...
Reyo 2
I tried the rope around the finger thing, and then forgot why there was a rope tied around my finger. The next time I did it, I tied a second rope to remind myself of why the first rope was there, but then I just had two ropes tied around my finger where I forgot why they were there.
EveryDayJackAss 0
lol, the OP should make his teacher pay his rent for that
Daniellakorwek 0
you go #90!
HBubble 3
Hope you made a formal complaint about the asshole.
laffinatu 0
That really sucks, you'd think the prof would check the note first. Unfortunately, writing a note on your hand on an exam/test day was a bad idea. In our college, our desk must have nothing on it but the pen we are using. Some cases, you have to use the pencil provided by the prof, you can't use your own or an eraser. No hats on, bags at the back or front of the class, no papers or beverages on your desk, no pencil case, no cell pone, no jacket....nothing. They also have full right to kick you out if you so much as glance anywhere but at your paper or the ceiling. No bathroom breaks either obviously. These schools take exams seriously!!! YDI still
yep_me_again 0
Really?? Don't you have a celphone...you know, for a celphone reminder? YDI for writing something in your hand. Whether it was "pay the rent" or the actual answers to your test. Or maybe a little post-it note on the fridge, notebook, car (if you have one), bus/train pass (if you're using public transportation to get around town), key to your bike lock (again, if you use a bike)...LOCKER (if you're still in HS)