Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
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worb 0
get over yourself
zoecakes 0
wow karma's a bitch, isn't it? YDI.
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Comments (165)
chippa 24
Oh, come on, who the hell whistles to get someone's attention if it's not a wolf-whistle? She's not a dog, the man could have spoken.
firesam101 0
dont be quick to judge. false assumptions always make things worse
spazzy910 0
Wow u stupid idiot karma gory real bad
StaigeJ 0
Learn some damn clmoon sense.
wrwrestler9 5
Funny thing: All these women who call men "creepy" for giving compliments either 1- never GET any compliments or 2- they're used to getting compliments to the point where they take it for granted, and now feel all "above" all guys, like they can shit on them. To the bitter women: stfu, just cuz your ugly doesnt mean that all guys are pervs for whistling. To the hot women: you don't miss something til its gone. Try waking up one day and having NO GUY EVEN LOOK AT YOU. see how uncomfortable you will feel in just a matter of hours. You will start to feel ugly and invisible. You have the luxury of calling them pervs for looking at you. Just be glad they DO look at you. =============== as for the OP: If your intelligence (being able to differentiate between diff types of whistles) was as quick as your judgement (wrathfully condemning a guy to hell, for what you thought was a simple compliment) then you would have found your wallet. With the state as it is, you are dumb, AND a huge vengeful b*tch. You deserve alot worse than simply losing your wallet. Take this as a lesson
tdrive01 1
No offense, but you deserved it.
ebwaef 0
Sheeesh don't be so aggressive!
Ninjasaurus18 9
I don't blame you for thinking he was whistling at you. He could have yelled "Hey red shirt!" Or something you're wearing to get your attention. I think every other girl here would h e thought the same thing.
CammyGal 26
I hate girls that walk around like they're the hottest piece of ass ever. Don't flatter yourself.
Dilwann 27
Old men whistling usually mean only one thing. And guys whistle so often, it's annoying and sexist. No, not sexy or attractive in any way. He could've just yelled 'your wallet!'
CRAZYx2 7
Wow you're a pretty big bitch if you think that he was trying to hit on you just by whistling Hope he kept your wallet