Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
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worb 0
get over yourself
zoecakes 0
wow karma's a bitch, isn't it? YDI.
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Comments (165)
Blaq 0
What goes around doesn't just come around. It also kicks you in the ass when it does. Sorry, man.
weaver 0
I feel bad for the old man, he's just an example of a kind-hearted man :P I mean, he could've possessed your wallet and take the money but instead he gets sworn at for wanting you to not lose your wallet..
completeloser 0
63 epic win.
Roddsy 0
even IF, you didnt have to tell him to "go to hell". gosh. if you think it's rude for people/"pervs"/etc to whistle at you, then isn't it even more rude of you to say "go to hell" to people? hyprocrisy sucks. karma's a bitch. i feel sorry for the old man :/
christopherlove 0
Thanks for the wallet! I was totally going to rape you if you came back for it.
MUSiC_iS_lifExx 0
Wow, karma's a bitch huh?
Aurorae_fml_fml 0
Maybe the unattractive girls say that whistling should be taken as a compliment, and the attractive girls say that it's pervy and rude.
blechblech 0
Thats so sad...ur a meanie lol.
cocacola09 0
So you automatically just assume that he's hitting on you. You know, old people just try to help sometimes.
Wendelaa 0
karma. you're a bitch. YDI