Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the sciatic nerve in my left leg started twinging at random moments, leaving that leg painful and useless for a few seconds each time. Yesterday, I twisted my right knee and ankle falling over at work. Standing up is terrifying and I don't know which leg to limp on. FML
Today, my hypochondria is getting worse. I think it's because of watching too much Grey's Anatomy. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I realized just how sedentary both my work and home lives are after I went to the doctor with a rash on my butt and he diagnosed it as bedsores from near constant sitting. FML
Today, I realized that over the past few months, I seem to be getting more and more prone to bumping into things, and tripping over nothing. I'm also apparently more prone to getting injured when this happens. I've always been uncoordinated, but this is getting out of hand. I'm falling apart. FML
Today, I realized thanks to two injuries I have that I can't do two routines my doctor wants me to do. I strained something in my right hip so squatting causes me pain. Jogging is also out of the question because my right foot healed wrong when I sprained it, and requires pricey foot surgery to fix. FML
Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, my stepmom noticed that I lean more to one side when I walk. I'd never noticed this. I've had right hip pain and both my parents agree this was to compensate for that. I've also been doing stretches for a few days but they haven't helped. FML
Today, when my sore right hip that I had finally started to feel a little bit better, I banged my right knee on the bookshelf that sticks out just a bit to the side of the doorway as I enter my room. FML
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btstig 11
Same thing happens to me when I watch ****. I subconsciously grow a 10 inch penis.
stopsignman 0
No way! I thought I was the only one! :)
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Comments (153)
hm23b 1
Cool
MaskingTape 2
Story
stopsignman 0
No way! I thought I was the only one! :)
Danny0522 8
I actually developed a limp from playing Skyrim too much...
K_kanaka 26
and within a month OP will be using a cane, start being a prick, begin to call all his fellow peers idiots, and will be addicted to pain killers.
ImDaBes 6
lol same thing happened to me. But not before my family started telling me I was talking like House. They're sick of my sarcasm.
Cad6 24
OP and #2 - Just take 60 Minutes of rest. You should feel fine.
kakarot2 11
I used to watch HOUSE MD but then I.....
Krirn 21
...forgot to pay your cable bill?
GracesDelirium 9
That's nothing. I've developed a Swedish accent from watching Pewdiepie.
AlexBblah 10
Lmao,
sonicgreg 12
Holy shit me too, always find myself talking like stefano and I'm like ****
SpruceDread4578 13
78- First go listen to Robbaz on YouTube...KING OF SWEDEN!!
haZzbin 0
Robbaz here king of Sweden. LOOK AT MY ******* WALRUS!!
SpottedZebra42 14
I have had quite a few marathon sessions of Doctor Who recently, and now my "thinking voice" is British and I'm developing a British accent.
MayaTheBee_fml 10
Yeah, after I watch Doctor Who too much I also start developing characteristics like the Doctor, I noticed that with the eleventh one when I started acting a bit like him.. :P
ax1989 0
wait for the lupus to set it.
ImDaBes 6
It's never lupus
muzy 23
correction- It's hardly ever lupus.
Danny0522 8
Correction- its never lupus. (even when it is lupus, it's not lupus)
Cad6 24
This post reminds me of Professor Lupin from Harry Potter.
skilova4lifezzz 19
#89 one time it was lupus.. Just once
RiiOT09 9
That's almost as bad as the fathom cell phone ring.
Bluedog42 7
Phantom** not "fathom." ugh.
btstig 11
Same thing happens to me when I watch ****. I subconsciously grow a 10 inch penis.
Jannettecooks 1
Lmao! I just spit out my coke!
Maxon_fml 4
Lmfao
eruditecognition 10
comment of the day, kudos sir
btstig 11
Thank you.
C94_ 0
Lmfao. Hilarious.
prepayedtank 0
My hero haha
finished 10
Lol you're awesome :p :)
PYLrulz 17
I loved the gameshow Press Your Luck as a kid. Didn't give me an obsession to steal money like a Whammy. Now grow the hell up and stop limping
Ray_of_midnight 23
Did you ever see the Michael Larson episodes? where he figured out the pattern behind the board so he could win infinite free spins and avoid Whammies, and kept going for days?
The_madmax 23
grow the hell up and stop being a prick
SnowWhite32 3
House is awesome!!!! Now you just need to be sarcastic n mean!!!
btown1616 0
And be able to read people like a book!
sammyscrazza 6
House is the most boring show ever made
Torva_fml 16
Hey 80... Keep your opinions to yourself. House is amazing. You're not. Bye.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Hey 80, shut the **** up. Thanks.
cuttz911 3
Let us know when you develop a vicodin addiction, then we'll talk.
Ryan11adidas 4
I've had a way worse painkiller addiction. Try snorting 16 30Mg oxycodone in one sitting that's what I do
illmatic2 16
Now you just need to buy a Pimp-ass cane.
Jannettecooks 1
And a motorcycle with a handicap tag! Btw, Good luck at basic!
sparkrok 8
it needs the flames on the bottom to make it look like you're going faster!
PaulB123 11
Do you also diagnose patients, and come up with ingenoius solutions to problems no other doctors can?
SpottedZebra42 14
I think I may know of a Doctor who can come up with even more ingenious solutions than House.....*cough* profile pic *cough*........