Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I woke up to find I'd peed the bed. My girlfriend did the warm water trick to me, where she put my hand in water while sleeping, which can make you piss yourself apparently. As I went to get up, I noticed she'd also painted my toenails pink. FML
Today, I was drinking too much and I had to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I'd pissed the bed. FML
Today, I found out that my wife's dog had peed on my side of the bed, while I was sleeping. I thought I had just drooled in my sleep, until I noticed it had turned yellow during the day. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML
Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
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JayFuckingHell 18
Looks like urine trouble! ... I'll find the exit myself
Norja 33
If having your hand in water while sleeping makes you pee, then being surrounded by it must have the same effect. Heard of a golden shower, but never a golden bath :)
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Comments (81)
rgrim11 3
Guess she really gives a piss about you.
mattrd_fml 31
I bet you were pissed.
twice_shy2015 1
Not surprising. Being asleep + warm water over the bladder? Ta-da! Pee.
kaity09 0
Actually fun fact: if someone is sleeping and you dip their hand in warm water they will pee.. So it's not an uncommon thing..
slowlearner 14
She was definitely not sleeping dude!
Steve7910 6
Some people pay a lot of money for that
Astrobomb 21
aww don't tell her. she'll be so embarrassed
fantastamazing 10
Bro. Ours in the bath. Drain the tub and wash it off or just add some ******* soap to sanitize or something. It's not that big a deal