Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, I ran a stop sign that was completely obscured by foliage, in a city I was unfamiliar with. A city bus then T-boned me. My car is now totalled, and I’m afraid this will now go to court. FML
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Top comments
jackassiddy 8
I guess next he will say that you drove the side of your car into the front of his..
TBelle4Ever 15
Ah, the stupidity of some people. Sorry for what happened OP.
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Comments (114)
Schiffy 18
i gave myself 8 facepalms in a row after reading that........
Yarrachel 16
I almost got in an accident when a woman on the other side of the intersection chose to turn left across my path, even though I had the right of way, since I was going straight. I managed to stop just in time, fortunately. The worst part was, she didn't react in anyway to almost hitting me, or me honking and cursing at her. She just drove on with a completely neutral expression on her face, like she didn't even notice that she almost caused an accident.
zuzupetalsYO 11
87-You forgot "Today," and "FML". Why is it always about you!?!
ShadowPeo 11
Botox
cantWin19 8
LOL
nrelavender 10
Well, that's a chewy situation.
worldclassrager 41
which one of you ran the red light? that's the real factor...
jgriff79 23
Your car doesn't have a straight arrow? That's the problem. You should get one.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Go forward, not straight. You thilly gooth!
Clayball 14
That driver was a dumbass in my opinion.
Childington 15
Should've turned on your hazard lights!
krewer21 1
I must reply. Personal stake here. Nearly lost my mom in a similar situation in PA. Some douche Warlock, uninsured, driving his cycle gals car T-boned my mom. He blew the light, jaws of life, helio ride to U of P hospital in Philadelphia, 2 bouts of jolting her heart back, years of mental issues... OP, I hope you will be ok, and have a strong support system and one hell of a lawyer! Go for blood!