Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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Top comments
jackassiddy 8
I guess next he will say that you drove the side of your car into the front of his..
TBelle4Ever 15
Ah, the stupidity of some people. Sorry for what happened OP.
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Comments (114)
thescootles 6
Ah that sucks. don't worry, hire a good lawyer and you'll be fine
DocBastard 40
I'm assuming "T-boned" is some euphemism for oral sex while driving. Not a smart move, OP. Fun, but not smart.
InfinityMinus1 5
"T-boned" means to get hit directly in the side of your car (because it makes a "T" shape). And no, it's not fun.
Blackmail111 9
Not sure if sarcastic joke, or you actually don't know what T-Bone means.
Blackmail111 9
Ignore this. Double post.
olpally 33
Doc is always making puns or sarcastically saying things... This is clearly sarcastic and a very brilliant joke!! Lol..
coried91 28
I'm pretty sure he knows what t-boned means. It's called a joke people. Edit: 28 beat me to it.
ebonyirony 29
28- it wasn't brilliant. It was just a joke.
ManInTheMachine 20
It's depressing how many heads this flew over.
DocBastard 40
Blackmail111 - You say in your profile that you're very sarcastic, so I'm disappointed that you didn't pick up mine. PS You misspelled my name in your profile too. :)
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Not only is he supposed to be sarcastic, he claims to live in Sarcasm Land, Mars...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Doc, stop being such a "basterd".
krewer21 1
Doc, T boned is when someone hits your vehicle dead center, usually because they plowed through a light! The resultant accident, from above resembles a T-bone steak.
TheMaster15 10
^thanks, we honestly didn't know that. I'm glad you're here!
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
Straight signal :D
DeadxManxWalking 27
So you had the right of way. He should have waited.
fuzzbuck1 4
Idiot
Sammislife 5
Wow the jerks we have to live with now. It's crazy, sorry for the misfortune.
DracoSpirita 21
What a jerk. Maybe he should retake driver's Ed.
ElatedEarthling 15
Didn't anybody ever tell you to look both ways before crossing the street? :p
DracoSpirita 21
OP wasn't crossing the street. He was driving.
ElatedEarthling 15
Yes, I know. I guess you don't appreciate jokes then? :)
ElatedEarthling 15
Also, last I checked, it's possible to cross the street in a car.
ebonyirony 29
He was right. You didn't use your turn signal. You're a scoundrel.
TheGreasyHobo 2
Wow, sorry about your luck OP!