Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Return as a customer and wait for her.
lvlcapblue 0
Attention ****** like her are so good at believing in their own fiction, aren't they?
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Comments (69)
MadManWithABox 14
Wow, WTF, OP! That really sucks for you. As people have been saying, get back at the lady - greet everyone but her, be cold, and tell the manager why you are behaving like that (i.e she complained falsely). Explain the situation to the manager. I hope things work out for you? Also, "ask" the manager...why is the lady coming to the place, and seeing you, everyday!? (Unless you used "everyday" for...emphasis.:P)
JinxosGirl87 0
I "love" how the boss automatically believed the old bat over you. Crazy bitch needs to be locked up.
OliviaPerson 0
Haha that is seriously ****** up
RuskiManBearPig 4
Take 20 pictures just to **** with the idiot.
mj_ok 9
Uh....did you tell your boss that?
stefspense 2
What is wrong with people? Seriously.
zombiekitten87 12
That's ridiculous. I'd be on the phone with HR immediately.
muhilrashid 4
Piss her off
misick718 1
Do you work @ publix op????lmao
cmac86 24
Is this the same lady that put potatoes on top of her eggs?