Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, I attempted a DIY haircut. In the process, I somehow managed to give myself a reverse mohawk. I now look like I'm auditioning for a punk rock band from the 80s. FML
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty cute in a black dress. Apparently, that makes me "emo" and an "online dater". FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML
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MetalFish 0
Gamer girl nerd are freaking hot. I mean... the alreadt hot ones are hotter. makes them hotter if they are geeks. I've been single way too long xD
sheribb 5
you sound cute ;P nerds are hot
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Comments (175)
OwNowBrownCow 0
This is not an fml. Guys have the weirdest fantasies.
davie1o1 0
Sucks to be you..... fix your hair, go to a dentist and get contacts. Problem solved!!!
noobacabra 0
muhahaha the deed is done >.>
FFML_314 12
Since when was buck teeth associated with the stereotype 'nerds' ? I always assumed that was for hillbillies. I need to leave the cave.
ohthebloodygore 16
No, those are missing teeth! Keep up with the programme.
Kanvis78 0
Surely you've seen buck toothed nerds in your tranny bars?
FFML_314 12
Excuse me?
Ohnocurly 0
I agree, buckteeth were for back woods folk (insert banjo music here) and beavers. Nerds had headsets for braces and sweaters or pocket protectors. OP, you just need to show cleavage and you will no longer be associated with nerds. Finally, always remember, beauty is only a light switch away...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
85 and Anna: Run a Google image search for '"girl nerd" costume'. Everything will become clear.
iSexxxy 0
Lol..
discrazypimp 0
don't worry your better than a costume haha
lickmyjock 0
so? just meet a guy with a handlebar stash
FYLDeep 26
Yeah they could scare everyone on Halloween if they do that. It would be perfect. What's creeper than a guy with a handlebar mustache? Great idea.
RedPillSucks 33
I guy with a handlebar mustache over his dick.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
The only possible answer. +2 internets for RPS. :D
psuboy 0
ah a roethlisberger jersey! I wasn't sure if they existed anymore
relyo 0
I happen to prefer nerdy girls. They're so hot, people make costumes for regular girls to imitate them.
craphappened 4
At least you save money on a costume?