El Stupido
Australia
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
becca
United States
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Classic
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Kevin
United States
Move!
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Jaymail
Chicago, United States
Tourism
Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
Awkward
United States
Ignore me
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
last time I drive stoned
United Kingdom
Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML
please don't back that thing up
United States
Noooooooo!
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Top comments
every1luvsvag 10
You didn't notice the other moving cars around you? You, sir, lack intelligence.
jerome1995 4
Epic fail.
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Comments (233)
MissRoxiie 12
thats sooo fail xD
danford80 0
Damn girl! What's up?!
hiyourcute 0
Were other people waiting behind you? Because if they were, that makes the whole thing funnier haha
ant1078 7
Op is soo dumb that I'm lost for words n that's a first
ProhibitionRose 14
apparently you are not at a loss, otherwise you would not have posted anything.
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
I Bet the Op Pressed that Horn like Crazy..ppl these days
MurphyS94 4
Where was the car parked? If it was parked in the middle of the road, this might be somewhat understandable. Otherwise, YDI.
Floodan 0
somehow he also realized he was in a parking garage.
SirBedevere 0
I guess traffic for you is one single car in front with no one in it.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Monty python picture....
zacharytk72 5
uhhh didn't you see that there were no backlights? o.o
raney150 0
What? How do you manage that one? surely you would notice it's a parking lot or whatever it was rather than a road.
ProhibitionRose 14
Beauty and brains!!
Tamarahh 4
hah, so what, you were just sitting there for 15 minutes watching other cars drive by? even if that car werent parked, i would have pulled out in the lane that was actually moving.
Perdition 4
Je bent mooi. :)
fudgesicle 6
dude, there's dumb, and then there's you.