Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
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Top comments
Iniezian 18
Your name screams YDI.
VonGore 6
If the road was empty, I wouldn't have waited more than 2 minutes to just run it.
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VonGore 6
If the road was empty, I wouldn't have waited more than 2 minutes to just run it.
VonGore 6
Actually, according to your username, you deserve it. lol
X_Codes 11
It's legal in some places to drive through a red light if there's obviously no cross-traffic. Usually in counties with those odd lights that look like they're in the middle of nowhere for no reason.
RadikulRam 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#4, #1 did not submit the FML, and their name "VonGore" has nothing to do with this fml.
n3rd43v3r 10
If the road was full, why didn't anyone honk? I'm sure he would've gotten it
mizuki123 8
It clearly says in the fml that the road was empty..
girlygeek004 8
How do you look at the wrong light?
jtthegr8 26
Some lights have five lanes so there's an extra small one just for that
BAMF223 4
Look at OP's username...
laurenlovesjb 20
Are you sure you passed your driving test?
windfuelsfire 10
His evaluator was probably high off his rockers
white16sox 19
Actually, based on OP's username I'm saying he was the high one.
lilhellian 27
Well that one drove right by 19..
Iniezian 18
Your name screams YDI.
gc327072 31
"But I would not feel so all alooooone...."
399 41
Sure does #5.
crazytwinsmom 25
All explained by OP's user name.
KelseyDaBoyz 21
Maybe next time don't drive stoned...?
monstersocks 5
according to the username it will be
verkaderk 9
That's some good shit right there
lukemack 4
You live you learn
ICastillo 25
Just to let you know OP Stop signs don't change to green. And they aren't broken that's just the way they are.
ICastillo 25
A metal sign.
Axipiter 24
Who said anything about signs?
Trai 6
You haven't learned much in your 28 years..
onlychildFTW 34
What about those old stop signs that like up???
LowLives 9
Lol I thought the same thing when I read this
windfuelsfire 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That better be the last time you drive stoned!!! Haha, yes no one thought of saying this, look at my votes skyrocket everyone! God I'm so smart and witty
kwyk 23
Yes, look at them go...
windfuelsfire 10
Hahaha :D I saw like 3 other ppl mention he's stoned, which inspired me.. Didn't get downrated as hardcore as I'd have thought