Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML
Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
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Casualt1234 0
Arachnid girl. Just tell people its an exotic hair clip :)
leia07 6
Aww, its just giving your hair some protein. Ick though...that sucks
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Comments (194)
mtrain 0
GRODY!
Cerataphora 0
Hydrolyzed, not fused.
itsstevie 0
XDDDD holy shttt ; HILARIOUS(: Sucks for you bro.
LuxLisbon_fml 0
To everyone mentioning the hair straightener ads at the side: it's not a coincidence, the ads are determined by keywords on the page. That's why you get ads for dating and hookup sites in the sex and love FMLs (well, I do anyway). Ahh, hair straightening. Can't live with it, can't live without it!
nastymannick9 0
I modded this 1 i though it was hilarious.
Go_Home 0
I can picture it so perfectly. What a tragic death for a spider! Oh, and YUCK!
lologirl419 0
DX POOR SPIDER! Was it one of the tiny ones you can't even see or the huge-ass nasty ones? Or a hairy one? Cause if you have dark hair and it was a hairy one, maybe you wouldn't have seen it...
Overlord57 0
I'd suggest getting a haircut.
Peanu_theGreat 0
Poor spider. What a freak death. More importantly, how're you planning on telling the spider family? ... Oh, and guys-- it's just hair. That spider lost its LIFE.
genius_man16 1
SpiderGirl bahaha also, that sucks