Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML
Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
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Casualt1234 0
Arachnid girl. Just tell people its an exotic hair clip :)
leia07 6
Aww, its just giving your hair some protein. Ick though...that sucks
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Comments (194)
inerdablanket 4
#6; Maybe the spider was on the straightener? Not in her hair?
ericabella18 0
oh god, i woulda flipped.xD hahaha #25 xD
oogoa 0
So, do you get Superpowers now? I mean, all Spider Man had to do was get bit. I figure fusing an entire spider into your hair has gotta be like, at least double that.
EasilyUnamused 2
...and I was just about to go do my hair. Thanks.
happygoluckyhh 0
Poor spider! Lol. Just kidding. Lol @ #113...me too! Good luck trying to get that out of your hair.
misslicorice 0
At least you didn't actually fuse your DNA with the spider's like in The Fly! haha
SuperSpore 0
Today, I found a new home. I was making a nest when all of a sudden, a giant, shiny, metal, hot object crushed me and I was fused to the materials. That is what the spider would post, if it was still alive.
wordgirl 0
Oooh, girl, you got some crazy stuff going on in your hair. That spider had to be in your hair for that to happen. I'd go wash and comb that stuff.
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
i love how flat irons are advertised on this page.
NoBounceNoPlay 0
Oh, God... reading that gave me the heeby jeebies. D: