Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I almost got arrested. The cops put me in handcuffs without searching me first and told me that I "matched" the description of a package thief. Turns out, I didn't even closely fit the description of the suspect. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.
DocBastard 40
blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.
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ebwaef 0
You're lucky he let you go! He might have been trying to help you out. Either way, you're lucky... Hope you learn from the experience.
etoilenuit 15
Would you rather he also arrest and/or fine you? He could have just confiscated it because it's illegal and was nice and let you off the hook.
DevaGolgotha 4
Sounds like he needed to commandeer your pot.
markiemark303 2
Post 121 you are the definition of irony! Hahaha
bigdurrdy 4
And you're bitching? You could have gone to jail. STFU.
Kristoffer 35
YDI for having a controlled substance.
rl021489 5
You can not get arrested and taken to jail for possessing a bag of weed (at least in Ohio) under an ounce, unless it's in multiple bags. Then you could be charged with intent to sell. Also, the officer would have had to ask to search you. You can say no, and they have no right to do so unless there is probable cause. AND for all of you uninformed people claiming marijuana as an illegal drug, think about this. Marijuana is a PLANT. and the effects from smoking, ingesting, or even topical applications..have positive effects against MANY illnesses. It's no worse than the prescription drugs you get from your doctor. I see Vicodin as a much larger threat than marijuana.
bigdurrdy 4
It's a plant? So is opium. That doesn't make it less addictive or better for you. For that matter, so is hemlock. It doesn't make it any less poisonous.
kkillaj 5
It's funny how half the people on here are saying well l weed is bad when there are people like u providing paragraphs of intelligent information when all they have is one sentance
smallsmerry123 5
Did you buy it from someone who hangs drywall?
kayla_ann0o 9
Probably a hobo dressed up
suitgirl5 5
The fact is pot is illegal. Some people can function on it and some can't. But it is illegal and therefore a pretty good reason not to do it. And pot does not cause addictions like cocaine but it has destroyed some of my friends lives and isn't worth it