Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I almost got arrested. The cops put me in handcuffs without searching me first and told me that I "matched" the description of a package thief. Turns out, I didn't even closely fit the description of the suspect. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Shouldn't of had it in the first place... You got lucky kid.
DocBastard 40
blazeheartsmythe - If you truly believe that marijuana is harmless, all that tells me is that the pot has already rotted your brain. Instead of blindly railing at people who DARE to insult your precious weed, try doing some ACTUAL ******* MEDICAL RESEARCH. Oh wait, I have to assume that you're too brain dead to do that yourself. Well fortunately I've done it for you. Marijuana has been shown to cause chronic bronchitis, increases the risk of anxiety and depression, and it suppresses the immune system, making you more prone to infections. It also is linked to membranous glomerulonephritis, coronary vasospasm, emphysema, and spontaneous pneumothorax. This is not anectodal evidence, idiot. These are respected medical journals which I read and you DON'T. I promise you, don't **** with me when it comes to actual medical information, because I guarantee you WILL LOSE.
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Brina1 0
Shouldn't have had it in the first thing, consider yourself lucky
hoSSome 5
Be happy u didn't get charges dumbass you can always buy more weed but a misdemeanor or felony will stay on your record forever
j_cat187 20
You got off easy.
capnbzarr 43
Cops come and try to snatch my crops. These pigs wanna blow my house down. Head underground to the next town.
j_cat187 20
"Like Louie Armstrong played the trumpet I'll hit dat bong and break ya off something soon I got to get my props Cops come and try to snatch my Crops." -Cypress hill. Insane in the membrane.
randivw 0
You should be thanking your lucky stars not whining about a police officer confiscating you illegal drugs!!! FYL? For being an idiot that got caught maybe. Maybe you would have been better off with it confiscated and a ticket!
pinky78711 5
Sir is that pot? Yes officer Uhh i need to do research on this you got lucky WTF
ntd309 14
Unless you were acting suspicious (like if your eyes were bloodshot), the cop ILLEGALLY searched you. You should study the Bill of Rights. In this case, study the 4th Amendment!! YDI
kdarkwood 15
Actually, it was just passed by the Supreme Court that police are allowed to search/strip search anyone for anything.
Wani_fml 12
Not to mention, the OP's right to not be searched went away as soon as he waived that right by agreeing to be searched.
Unlucky_Gun 0
YDI for 2 reasons: 1. For even having weed on you, smoking it and most likely selling it 2. For crying to FML when you got super lucky and didn't even get arrested or fined You should 'get lost' from this site. Obviously the police will confiscate the weed moron so quit whining like a 5 year old
maigcmitts 2
I guarantee he deals it, he got caught with a whole bag that fit in his pocket! That's ready to distribute! probably worth 5 grand! You totally called him out!
maigcmitts 2
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AVENGER412 8
How can you be so critical of marijuana when your user picture is of a musician who is heavily associated with the drug himself?
Trisha_aus 15
Bob marley wants to have a say..
twisted_cherub 14
Don't bother, 196. I tried that argument several times on the "sell weed or drywall" FML. It's obvious he just picked a picture he thought would be cool and knows nothing of Marley's music, life, or message.
cthighlander 3
There'll be some happy police in your town tonight
jmck2022 3
Illegal drugs are for weak minded, low life, losers. Unfortunately the cop is probably one too.
apintsizepeanut_fml 4
You're so uninformed. It sucks for the OP, and depending in where he lives maybe he got lucky, but please do some research on the subject before you jump to conclusions like that. Do you think it's bad because everyone else says so? Or have you actually tried it? In my state, he would've received a $100 fine at most.