Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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teamhat 0
what a nice boyfriend you have there
redbluegreen 41
#9, they want to be the one that changes them into a nice guy or "saves" them, and most likely, they have daddy issues. Some just like to be with someone difficult or who will control them, because its "cute". Usually, in that last case, it just turns into abuse. That's my own personal opinion anyway.
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redbluegreen 41
#9, they want to be the one that changes them into a nice guy or "saves" them, and most likely, they have daddy issues. Some just like to be with someone difficult or who will control them, because its "cute". Usually, in that last case, it just turns into abuse. That's my own personal opinion anyway.
Cheatx 0
Sounds like you should be more respectful of Television time.
stiles_fml 0
he doesnt have a life
The_Great_Zucchi 15
This is quite a common theme here. On one hand if this is par for the course with this guy, you either shouldn't be with him or accept the fact that he's a dork. On the other hand you may just be insensitive to points like timing and mood. If you're not having a "moment" with someone and expect them to get into the same frame of mind as you when they are clearly otherwise occupied you are just setting yourself up for disappointment.
24788 7
#9 Women don't always go out looking for mean guys. They can just put up a nice front to get with them. True colors show over time. If that bothers you talk to him. If he doesn't have time to talk you then you get rid of him. Also guys can turn into brick walls at times. No matter what you do or say there minds somewhere else. I do that sometimes when I'm into something.
alux_fml 0
lol cute
dirtyhippie 0
wow you're at the five year mark already! If you are willing to put up with that it's how you know if a relationsip will last.
Slappy_Tackle 0
Haha, classic, love it! If my boyfriend did that after I told him I loved him he would have gotten a boot in the ass or an "accidental" punch in the male area!
allyperls89 0
Seriously, I'd dump that kid. What a jerk.
rachelbrianna25 0
= ( That sucks! I would take this as a hint & think about if you really want to be with someone, that can't even say I love you back. Sorry to hear though!