Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I tried to quietly tell my friend that our professor's pants' fly was down. Unfortunately, I underestimated how quiet the room would go. The entire class heard me whisper, “His dick’s gonna pop out!” The professor looked down, zipped up, and said, “Thank you, but… dream on.” FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
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perdix 31
Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR
Laurendorcus 0
You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)
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perdix 31
French is such a sexy language, it is hard to not get aroused by it. Their word for "hardware store" gives me major wood, and not the kind of wood you buy at a hardware store.
killerkurt 0
French for hardware store: dick.
perdix 31
I'd have to wait until my wife was "in the mood" before I tell you. I don't want to start the launch sequence for nothing ;)
LewisUK 0
lmao, 'start the launch sequence' :P I like it
spag007 1
a hardware store is a "quincaillerie". Nothing arousing there.
perdix 31
Boing! Fap, fap, fap. I've got to beat it like it owes me money! Get a native French speaker to say it and "Wow!"
metazoanhaddock 11
ahahahahaha......WIN!!!!!!!
l3tyt1g3r 0
The teacher made him say that he was wearing a belt. :P
SpreadItOn 0
Best excuse ever: I can't because my leg is asleep and it's all tingly and kind of hurts right now... then play along
allen20 0
Just today my friends were talking about this.
FMLoverAgain 7
you deserve it for being a man. You should have sat next to me. i would have helped you out hehe
namezox 0
By turning him off? good idea!
Freeze_fml 17
Oh snap. Well done 28.
katrina0_00 0
i love you #28♥
CyclonePsycho 1
*sigh* I'll go get the aloe.
skylar98 0
I hope they were girls... lol
containsnosoy 0
Do teachers really make you get up and go to the front of the class to say a one-lined answer? Idk, ours always had us say it/sign it from our seat or standing next to our seat. Sucks though, I guess now you know to bring a baggy sweatshirt to school. xD
YouLifeIsMine 0
OMG yes lol my f*cking teacher made me stand up and say 1 sentence. I had another that made us read a report we wrote to the whole class!
xzomgashley 0
epic fail.
Jacobi37 0
is it just me or does it look like 30's pic has a penis in it?
rhub 0
at least u weren't wearing sweatpants
picturescrazy 24
I think period stains are much more embarrassing :O And a lot more grosser ):