Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn't because my arms were too hairy. I'm a sixteen year old girl. FML
Today, the district manager visited. Also today, I got called into the office to talk about "personal hygiene". The assistant store manager asked me if I had some kind of medical problem and advised me to shower regularly because my co-workers have been making comments. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML
Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
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adelaide_evening 0
Hahaha, I lol'd at this. That sucks.
bobbybill0519 7
121 since when did all comments have to be funny?
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Comments (139)
adelaide_evening 0
Hahaha, I lol'd at this. That sucks.
hellokittywhore 0
holy shit i feel so bad for both of you!!! I couldn't imagine being that Hairy but I would never give my bast that chance I'm completly shaved from the neck down. lol hair is ewwwwie
mlb58 0
Yum
cadillacgal79 32
How is it, in your unintelligible words, 'ewwwwwwie'? Hair is natural, it's on your head, above your eyes, on your eyes and it grows on us like any other animal. Yes we have our techniques to get rid of the unwanted stuff, but if you think hair is so gross, you would have to get rid of the hair on your head, eyebrows, eyelashes and every last bit on your body.
mucho_gusto 0
hahah awkwardd
Raspberry_007 0
lmfaaaaao
downeyjr 0
A woman needs to wax her facial hair to work in fast food.. seriously? It's not like it's so long it would dangle and fall into the fries or some shit. Or maybe it really is that bad. She should probably invest in a razor at that point, for sure.
chickletno1 0
yeah maybe, u never know
LupusQui 9
He never actually said it was facial hair
mojo_jojo 0
Women can have moustaches too.
Zerenade 0
Damn...I wonder where her hair is growing on her face that she needs to be told to shave it?
Phlecks 0
Goooooooooood luck...
LenWK 0
How is this an FML? This has nothing to do with you.
kattyeyedkay 0
they have to tell a woman to shave. she's going to feel embarrassed and upset at the person who said something. I would hate to call a woman on that. it'd feel like I was insulting her. on the other hand, she should know, and it's something she should have been taking care of already.
Rainhawk94 27
For some reason i feel like Kris didn't speak English
yellow_fml 0
Eww I once saw a woman with face and neck hair at Arby's! I was so grossed out I left. Rules are rules, but I'm sorry you had to deliver this news because apparently she can't see the hair.
alexxss_fml 10
yea arbys has some gross ass people working there! bleeehh!
emirie 21
Lots of places do.
Quinnjamin 0
did u tell her???